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I’ve been in a coffee mug mode lately, and in this mode I keep seeking enlightenment in some way…in these small moments of sipping hot bean liquids. Sometimes matcha latte if I want to spice things up a bit…
But I grab my journal and my mug, sip sip, write write, scribble scribble, dribble dribble. It’s not the summer of pasta anymore but the summer of mush coffee. The summer of Enlightenment! Sounds more philosophical…what it really is is sitting on my ass drinking coffee and writing terrible things about myself. But I’m getting somewhere.


Maybe because she’s stupid.
Maybe she can’t do anything right. And messes up a lot (too many mistakes)…
UGH

Please, definitely try to get away from this Dull drum. Do I need to even say it? He will give you the dull drums. He will leave you saying “uhhh” yourself.


There’s always perspective…

I feel like a misunderstood Trash Bag. Lumpy and dumpy lol
I’ve probably used that title before because I’m always drawing coffee cups. It’s time for a coffee break. Afternoon coffee break time!

I ran out of ideas, please have a seat and enjoy a coffee break. I don’t care if you don’t drink coffee, PRETEND. Grab an empty cup and PRETEND to drink, and nervously laugh. hahahahahah….

I can’t help myself, I have to put a face on everything. and this is a face of a coffee cup having its own coffee break.

Tired. it’s clinging literally on your neck like an extra layer of skin, or like a turkey neck, just dangling like you just don’t give a damn…sigh…and you really are a turkey. Goggle, (Goggle?? not going to change it) gobble, gobble it all up…everything around you, absorbing all the energy, the people around you, plus you’re consuming too much sugar, caffeine, and the junk that makes you feel like you’re just getting that extra burst of umpfh to get you going only to realize it was only false pretenses, as you sit yet again, slumped in you’re chair waiting to lie back drooling and snoring and forgetting all the work that you need to be doing…
what holiday is it anyway? I feel like I just described Thanksgiving. No, Hoppy EASTER.

Well, if it isn’t Slightly Evil Easter Bunny…

I’ve been away from the blog, blooming up some ridiculous heads! But not really, just hustling and bustling…at the speed of a slug …
I always come back to this head with the flower growing from its head. To me it’s like the light bulb moment in the brain, or rather it’s a brain growing, transforming thoughts and creative processes…but also it looks like a decomposing head, so some sort of regrowth, the dichotomy of life and death. Cause this guy looks a little zombified…
and I knew I was going to make a new word today…zombified…
I do hope you’re enjoying Spring in your area…Texas is beautiful this time of year with the wildflowers a growin’ (Bluebonnets ring a bell?) What are some wildflowers that grow in your area? I may get out and do some sketches plein air..those are always fun. Although nothing short of a wiggly little flower and some grass, but what the hell.

And here is the first Bloom Head, well I called it Grow back then…this has to be from 2010. Now, he looks a little more livelier. And the scan made it blurry and I really don’t know if I have the original drawing anymore. Growth is often blurry then!
More Creepy Convo Hearts


And cake

I’d say the week went fairly well…hope yours was just as delightful.