
I almost wrote sad sadwich person, then I wrote just sad sandwich and muffin. Oh well

Can you call it a portrait if it’s just a drawing of an imaginary person? probably not, but in my mind I was thinking of an old oval portrait that would hang on a wall, so maybe just call it a drawing of a portrait on a wall. What should her name be? Ms. Dallinsworth? that just popped in my head. Ms. as we don’t care, as if that should define her. We just don’t know her first name because she likes to be called by her last name to strangers who don’t know her! Maybe it’s D’arcy Dallinsworth and she would like you to not know her first name, okay? you got it? But now that you do know her first name, you must be hit on the head really hard, become unconscious and forget about this Ms. D’arcy Dallinsworth, this portrait on an unknown, imaginary woman! BONK!!
I just realized she kind of resembles Angela Lansbury, if she were in disguise as a brunette. Well well well…we’re onto something about this, this Ms. Dallinsworth aren’t we? Who are you?? BONK!!!
I’m unconscious. good day


2022, the year of the big creepy heads. Because here is another one! and more are likely to follow!! so you’re welcome! if you didn’t know that in your life you needed creepy heads to look at !! and I will not stop using exclamation points!
Nothing scares us anymore these days anyway! we’re living in unprecedented times I say!
Good bye!
-code mush


Why worry about a star or an angel on top of your tree when you can just have your cat.



The Summer of Pasta ain’t so bad if you like to eat!… But bad if you’re on a diet.
I’ve been watching this you tube channel called Pasta Grannies this summer. It’s actually amazing how much tradition goes into the cooking and the making of the pasta, it makes me want to learn. And learn I must! But it also makes me want to keep the recipes of my grandmother going and pass them onto my children some day and become a pasta granny myself! Traditions are so important because it really keeps the memory and keeps the bond of family alive. I do miss so many summers with my grandmother in the kitchen or in the garden helping her can pickles or learn how to bake bread. I hope that I can pass that love onto my family as well.
But the show is also neat because you can glimpse a different city in Italy and see their cultures and their family traditions that you might like to add to your family! I know I’m going to try! And also try and learn Italian and also maybe move there someday…(sigh)
Okay enough about pasta and love. I will become a pasta granny someday and I can’t wait. 😀
-CM
Welcome to the September 2020 issue, sorry there really wasn’t an issue for August. Tape Ball disaster was just too traumatic. I think we can say this whole year has been traumatic, and I’m not dealing with it very well, as we all are probably dealing with it in our own way. Luckily I have the only outlet that keeps me sane in an insane world and that is the world of MUSH. Call it escapism, call it being creative… whatever, it is is kind of both…
Thanks, and happy reading Mushers.
The Day Rathos Covered For Me…and Lost His Damn Mind








sorry it’s cut off it says: NO, I am not losing my mind, you are! How can you work, day in and day out and not lose your mind!?


Finally here is the new issue into the digital hands of the digital readers first, before I misuse the copier at work to print oodles of copies. Actually, I only print about 10 and half of them are gone by the end of the month. If it’s misuse of company equipment, I call myself a REBEL then. A rebel with a mission! I don’t exactly know what that mission is!!
and yes I know I keep cutting off some of the bottom of the page when I scan. I’m too lazy to fix it.










