The daily news from Code Mush, summed up on a Friday. Where sadly, there was no news today but maybe something will happen tomorrow. Who knows? it’s Mush News! Where newsdom is a word, newsworthy is everything BUT yo’ mama, and Isaac Newton eats fig newtons in a newly knitted sweater.

false quote from Newton himself: I daresay, this newton is extraordinary, like the cosmos itself.

Well, I guess Isaac Newton made the news for Friday then! Since I just made that up today. And yes, news must be mandatory made up mush. kind of like a crumbled up fig newton that was in your lunch and got smooshed by your drink. All senseless, I say, SENSELESS.

I don’t like when I’m trying to be funny. It sounds like I’m trying too hard. And only is mush news so bad, that it’s seriously trying too hard to be newsworthy and impressionable. Yes indeedy too much. Like a mom trying to dance to one of her kid’s favorite songs and just looks like an old worn out washing machine, thud thu thud thu. off balance! hair tossing in the face and got a goofy grin.

too much. you’re too much. too much mush.