El Diablo and Señor Trashcan

Shits about to get fucked up at the grocery store

El Diablo and his tag team mate Señor Trashcan, have taken it upon themselves to get vigilante on these (m)asses of people hoarding all that they must at the grocery store. Not only are they hoarding and selfish, but are they doing their part to stop the spread of the virus? Doubtful. El Diablo has some effective ways to get people the hell away with those germ spreading hands.

“Wash your hands or I’ll buuurrnn them,” says Diablo. And with some homemade napalm and a blow torch I believe he is serious.

Señor Trashcan? Well I think he is just menacing with those sharp teeth and crazy face. He’s ready to chomp any mo’fos down that cough anywhere near the vicinity of his domain (which happens to be this grocery store I’m talking about).

CHOMP. Yeah I think he’ll chomp your hands right off. These vigilantes mean business. I suggest you do your part. Gather necessities and stay home. Stop the spread of this horrible virus. You will save lives.

Thank you for all you do El Diablo and Señor Trashcan! Thank you.

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