Monthly Archives: March 2020

El Diablo and Señor Trashcan

Shits about to get fucked up at the grocery store

El Diablo and his tag team mate Señor Trashcan, have taken it upon themselves to get vigilante on these (m)asses of people hoarding all that they must at the grocery store. Not only are they hoarding and selfish, but are they doing their part to stop the spread of the virus? Doubtful. El Diablo has some effective ways to get people the hell away with those germ spreading hands.

“Wash your hands or I’ll buuurrnn them,” says Diablo. And with some homemade napalm and a blow torch I believe he is serious.

Señor Trashcan? Well I think he is just menacing with those sharp teeth and crazy face. He’s ready to chomp any mo’fos down that cough anywhere near the vicinity of his domain (which happens to be this grocery store I’m talking about).

CHOMP. Yeah I think he’ll chomp your hands right off. These vigilantes mean business. I suggest you do your part. Gather necessities and stay home. Stop the spread of this horrible virus. You will save lives.

Thank you for all you do El Diablo and Señor Trashcan! Thank you.

Devil on your Shoulder

I hate when this happens- devil on your shoulder wearing rollerskates

When you have a devil on your shoulder who refuses to wear anything but roller skates..you can get rid of him by pushing him just a tad bit off your shoulder. And then watch him roll off. That’s really the best way to get rid of that pesky mo’fo.

Some vintage code mush

Happen to find some code mush I wrote 20 years ago. Here’s some random pictures..i may scan all of them soon to have on here for viewing pleasures!

Cover of one from 1998.
1998 horoscopes..very The Onion type horoscopes.
I like this picture, looks like a good illustration for a kids book. This was a theme about trees running away from tornados!
I think this is a good theme! May try to draw this a little better.

I think I will go back to some of these ideas that I did oh so many years ago!! 🙂