So as a Useless Member of Society (U.M.S) I was taking my break and spent 10 minutes debating on whether to have dip with the chips I had already purchased the other day. I’m standing in front of the refrigerated cooler hearing the tick tocking as I stand there completely unsure about dip. DIP…as if that’s a serious decision to make. DIP or no dip makes for a very boring break of just chips… Well this fat ass sat in their beat-up old van and did in fact eat the DIP. I must have looked sad and awful crunching and stuffing my face in a van all by myself. But I think as a U.M.S we just try and ignore it and stuff our face some more. Here’s a drawing of the cover of #709 of said break. In. A beat.up .old. van…